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Mara Dark · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:20 am Post subject: HOW SEXY IS...

YOU?!?!?!?!

I thought I'd bring a moment to consider yourself in the opposite gender for absolutely no reason ;D YAY!

I believe I would be a sexy studmuffin with moobs. Seriously.
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Kalannar · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:24 pm Post subject:

Horrible things come to mind at the thought of me as a female. I'm a horrible manwhore as it is, I'd be such a flirty slut.
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Ruby Pyralis · r00blar Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 1371

I'd have sideburns.

Sirum · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:02 pm Post subject:

I'd have the prettiest vagina in all the land.

Or penis.

I dunno what I'd end up with.

Shayde Enkiar · Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject:

But I like owning boobs. ;_; And, you know, painting my fingernails, and-- and being able to slide down banisters without extreme uncomfort.

Path · Lord Narcolepsy Joined: 10 Nov 2002 Posts: 330

We can still banister slide- for the record. It just requires the proper axial tilt of the hips. Very Happy

Also-- DAMNIT. D: Almost got Sirum.
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Solinox · Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject:

If I were a girl, I would have drop-gorgeous beautiful looks. Something like this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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Kele-De · Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:02 pm Post subject:

Dirk Felis · Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:53 pm Post subject:

... It wouldn't be that much of a stretch for me. Aside from a different jawline, and the presense of bewbs... I wouldn't need to change much to look like a chick >.>;
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Kalannar · Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:31 am Post subject:

Adam · Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:44 pm Post subject:

I'd be a fat chick.
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Tantsui · Noble Joined: 26 Jul 2004 Posts: 588 Location: Denial

I'd probably be sparse in the chest department.
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Rakuro · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:42 am Post subject:

I'd be one of those unconventionally pretty girls. Thin, average chest size, really, really curly hair and a large nose. Not unattractive, just... kind of jewish. Without actually being jewish. Wink

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Shayde Enkiar · Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:05 pm Post subject:

ARGH I GOT RICKROLL'D

Kalannar · Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject: