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Mara Dark
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:20 am    Post subject: HOW SEXY IS... Reply with quote

YOU?!?!?!?!

I thought I'd bring a moment to consider yourself in the opposite gender for absolutely no reason ;D YAY!

I believe I would be a sexy studmuffin with moobs. Seriously.
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Kalannar
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Horrible things come to mind at the thought of me as a female. I'm a horrible manwhore as it is, I'd be such a flirty slut.
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Ruby Pyralis
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd have sideburns.
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Sirum
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd have the prettiest vagina in all the land.

Or penis.

I dunno what I'd end up with.
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Shayde Enkiar
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked But I like owning boobs. ;_; And, you know, painting my fingernails, and-- and being able to slide down banisters without extreme uncomfort.
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Lord Narcolepsy


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We can still banister slide- for the record. It just requires the proper axial tilt of the hips. Very Happy

Also-- DAMNIT. D: Almost got Sirum.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I were a girl, I would have drop-gorgeous beautiful looks. Something like this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Solinox wrote:
If I were a girl, I would have drop-gorgeous beautiful looks. Something like this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0


I was thinking you'd look something more like this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F0U5JfGYx4c
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Dirk Felis
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... It wouldn't be that much of a stretch for me. Aside from a different jawline, and the presense of bewbs... I wouldn't need to change much to look like a chick >.>;
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Kalannar
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dirk Felis wrote:
... It wouldn't be that much of a stretch for me. Aside from a different jawline, and the presense of bewbs... I wouldn't need to change much to look like a chick >.>;


So basically, you just told us all that you're a giant fag. Good game.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be a fat chick.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd probably be sparse in the chest department.
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Rakuro
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be one of those unconventionally pretty girls. Thin, average chest size, really, really curly hair and a large nose. Not unattractive, just... kind of jewish. Without actually being jewish. Wink
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Shayde Enkiar
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ARGH I GOT RICKROLL'D
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Kalannar
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rakuro wrote:
I'd be one of those unconventionally pretty girls. Thin, average chest size, really, really curly hair and a large nose. Not unattractive, just... kind of jewish. Without actually being jewish. Wink


I'd do you.
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