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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

39) Butt-ugly protagonists.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

40) A pregnant warrior femme. (Naya!)
41) An Elf that, in all regards, adheres to Elven standards!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

@ 40) Naya is pregnant? When did this happen and where was I at the time? o.o I don't think she'd go into battle pregnant though. =P
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No no, this is about still you'll never see in RP. Regardless of how much Naya gets it on, she doesn't get pregnant. That just adds the to "never see" portion. =P
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She gets knocked up all the time.

But she's the number one buyer of morning-after pills.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More like the morning after potion. =P Gotta keep it medieval!
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mudane fools! Everyone knows [3/3]ing it away is the best way to go.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shayde Enkiar wrote:
Mundane fools! Everyone knows [3/3]ing it away is the best way to go.


Because nothing says aborted like a fire in the uterus.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's slightly less bad than menstrual cramps!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

/pity
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

41) a female character under 5'6 using a weapon of realistic size/ male 'hero' not using a bladed weapon.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Algraves wrote:
41) a female character under 5'6 using a weapon of realistic size/ male 'hero' not using a bladed weapon.



Alice's mace is not disproportionately sized. YOU FAIL.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

@ 41) Nayaioh is exactly 5'6" and well on her way to dual-wielding longswords. o.o
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

@ 41) Mages can be heroes, and I assure you, they don't use swords very much at all.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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41) a female character under 5'6 using a weapon of realistic size/ male 'hero' not using a bladed weapon.


Shay's 5'5'' without her boots on, and she's only got dinky little shortswords <3

42. A really old character who actually acts old and senile.

43. A leoplurydon character. (If you don't get this reference your life is forfeit.

44. A completely normal, no-skills, no-powers, no-weapons character.

45. A man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a hermaphrodite pretending to be a goldfish.

46. For that matter, any kind of fish-anthro. Mermaids don't count.
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