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[L'rox]

Devi might remember this, maybe not.
But in an RP realm not of Furcadia, I started a list of "Things you'll never see in Roleplay," AKA Humor Me o.O within their forums as a joke.

I'm going to start another right here in this one, just to see how many we can get.
Last bunch got 267! x3.

Rule of thumb is simple, as long as its not seen in PUBLIC roleplay, it can go up in the list! :3
Then again, some of this stuff I'm bringing over from Shards MIGHT have been done when I wasn't around x3.

Now, lets get this started!
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"I refuse to be Intimidated. However, I am open for Seduction and or Bribery. Preferably Both,"

[L'rox]

1] A Kobald Scholar with ridiculously thick Glasses
2] A Dwarf Archmage who's Read every book in the Library
3] A Gnome Berserk with a battle axe five times his own size
4] A Dragon Pony Princess
5] A Prancing Orc in a Tutu
6] Arthur, King of the Britons from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
7] A Mighty Morphing Power Ranger Toothbrush Weilding Dragon Slayer in Pink Tights
8] David Letterman
9] A Japanese Samurai armed to the teeth with Razor sharp Banana's
10] A good descent free form battle that doesn't end in with GTG and a nice little void where the player USED to be...
11] A Doblganger that uses jet black poo as a concealment
12] Monty Python's Flying Circus
13] Parental Consent
14] A Dwarf more then willing to hand over a Blessed Plate of Arms to your character for no money down.
15] A Car Salesmen
16] The Car Salesmen's Wife
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"I refuse to be Intimidated. However, I am open for Seduction and or Bribery. Preferably Both,"

[Shayde Enkiar]

17) A balanced character.
1 A telepathic who opts out for talking to people the normal way instead of trying to be creepy and mysterious and communicating only mentally.
19) Instead of a dagger, a fork in the boot

[Marlina]

*works on number 19 and 18, together... And 4. Yes. Bwahaha... And 16
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A revolutionary new design!

Stop using the magic system like that! BAD FAIRY!

[Mara Dark]

20) A generally pleasant vampire.
21) A fat woman.
22) YOUR MOM! LOLOL...Seriously.
23) An alcoholic mouse with a sense of fashion
24) Rivyn being non-scary D:.
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Quoteth the Marlina, "They're still coming through! EJECT! EJECT YOU MAGGOTS! EJECT LIKE YOUR LIVES DEPEND UPON IT"

[Ruby Pyralis]

25) An outhouse.

[Rashenel]

@ 21) Isn't Naya a fat woman? Or have I been mislead? >_>
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You say, "[Be more impatient Vith. >_>]"
Lakdidaon: [I don't have time to be more impatient!]

Known as Tremare Al'Taen Clefon, rarely others.

[Algraves]

Nayaioh is curvy, She isn't quite fat


and uhh 23) An alcoholic mouse with a sense of fashion

Dayla's working on that >.>
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Cassius Algraves pets Tenely.]
Tenely Britta purrs.[
Cassius Algraves has that effect on women.]

[Tantsui]

26) A successful business venture that doesn't involve armed conflict
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In the Bible, 2 Samuel 12:7, the prophet Nathan rebuked Ding Kavid for his adultery with Bathseba and murder of her husband with "You are the man..."

[Marlina]

@ 26) Ruddiwyne's Wine
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A revolutionary new design!

Stop using the magic system like that! BAD FAIRY!

[Rashenel]

27) A normal in every possible way bartender.
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You say, "[Be more impatient Vith. >_>]"
Lakdidaon: [I don't have time to be more impatient!]

Known as Tremare Al'Taen Clefon, rarely others.

[Tantsui]

2 Dead that don't come alive in a spooky graveyard
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In the Bible, 2 Samuel 12:7, the prophet Nathan rebuked Ding Kavid for his adultery with Bathseba and murder of her husband with "You are the man..."

[L'rox]

29 ) Swordchucks
30 ) The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
31 ) Wipe Out!
32 ) A bar room ball with fists, tables and chairs, not scimitars, spells and flying pigs.
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"I refuse to be Intimidated. However, I am open for Seduction and or Bribery. Preferably Both,"

[Rakuro]

33 ) Airships doing proper barrel rolls.
34 ) Pirates who don't swagger while pirating.
35 ) A party taking the short, logical, non-confrontational route through a MiniQuest.
36 ) (in line with Shay's #17) A balanced party.
37 ) A black human with a lisp.
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable in their apparent disinclination to do so. ~Douglas Adams

[Fenrorell]

(3 Demon PCs that are badlooking and evil.
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“I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.”