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[Solinox]

Yay, it's another one of those threads where we do something dorky like post theme songs for ourselves or give out Anst awards! This time, though, election fever is in the air, and rather than walk the divisive line of real politics (since I know you're all voting McCain) let's do something different.


You're the campaign manager for the person that posted before you. Your job is to come up with a platform (at least three points) and a campaign slogan. For example:


"Butterburr for President - Yes we can... get him out of jail"

-He'll completely deregulate the economy (too many restrictive laws on piracy means business doesn't have enough competition)

-He'll restore interest in Ansteorra among the old memberbase by having an open bar at Anst Con 2009; hey, at least it'll bring Rivyn and Zag back

-He'll change the national anthem of Ansteorra to "What do you do with a Drunken Sailor" and add a new verse: "Hang her undies on the flagpole"
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