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[Lanin Eldanar]

::Sitting idly on the branch of one of the many trees that populated Anst was a pearly white looking Seagull. He merely sat there while starring blindly foward. After it winked a few times it took a brave step foward. Where normally a bird would open its wings to ascend this one had forgotten. It quickly plummeted to the ground, and landed with a loud and painful thud. The bird stood upsidedown on its head, and began to flap its wings and kick its orange webbed feet. After this continued for an hour the bird rolled over and figured out he was upsidedown. With that he plasters a moronic grin on his birdface (or at least tries, seeing he has a beak and all).

After the 'grin' is placed on his face he stares blankly at the branch. He then begins yelping; emulating the sound of a dying seal. He quickly takes a few steps backwards and begins to flap his wings. After getting a good distance away he begins to initiate his charge. He begins to rush foward, only to stop as he see's a shiny rock. He stares at it with a blank expression. He tilts his head and continues to stare. After a few minutes his becks latches unto the rock and he swallows it whole. With that he runs foward; squacking and yelping with the zeal of a seagull. Upon nearing the tree he opens his wings and attempts to fly up to the branch he was previously perched on.

However he manages to flap his right wing faster than his left, and this causes him to smash into the trunk of the tree. He slowly falls down with a second thud, and recieves a shower of leaves. He lays once again head first; kicking his legs and flapping his wings...::
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